First, take the entire box of Kleenex and then let the fun begin...
Make sure you grab a large wad...you really don't need to be taking one at a time, it's not nearly as fun. And thoroughly examine your wad of Kleenex before....
You of course rip off a section and try to eat it. Unfortunately your mommy will probably foil your plans...so
Look at her like she's crazy. I mean, come on, it's just Kleenex. A girl needs her carbs, okay?
And when all else fails, we know why you really need Kleenex...to shove it in your ears
